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Joke of the Day

"I always write great unit tests Wouldn't want a careless bug to crash one of my viruses."

"Happy 15th bday, Internet Explorer! We baked you a cake. What's that funny taste? Definitely not poison. Have another slice!"

"God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan"""

"Hey women, save your money, we just want you wrapped in a bow for Christmas. Wait, don't even worry about buying the bow."

"Well if we're doing pirate jokes, here's one a classmate dropped on us: What's a pirate's favorite movie about the Iranian Hostage Crisis? Arrrrrrrrrgo."

"Outside, contemplating life, love, and happiness and if I should tell the neighbor that his kid has been stuck in a tree for three hours."

"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"

"The psychology of a man who pays more than $50 for a pair of jeans is more impenetrable to me than that of Hitler."

"The hot chick I hooked up with last night must be a Berny Sanders fan... Because when I went to go pee, I could feel the burn."

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."