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Joke of the Day

"bear walks into a bar A bear walks into a bar and takes a bite. bear: beer please. barman: sorry, you're on drugs. Please leave bear: I'm not on drugs barman: what about that barbiturate"

"Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar"

"Me: pew pew...pew pew pew Guy at next urinal: Please stop"

"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."

"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft"

"A forest fire is the world's way of adding black trees to the forest community."

"Voted class president. Assassinated."

"How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it."

"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"