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Joke of the Day

"So they're making a documentary on Canadian wildlife. I hear it's going to be a mooseterpiece."

"Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."

"Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you"

"So there's a child and a gorilla... ...well, there ***was*** a gorilla."

"79% of people don't know the opposites of these 6 words. 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me 6. Down Are YOU the 21%?"

"Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work? Because she had a frog in her throat."

"What does the KKK use to bake cookies? White flour!"

"After an attempted mugging, I started to carry a gun around with me Now my muggings are more successful."

"So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response"

"What does the Mexican gang member say to the 15 page document? Hey, *essay*!"