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Joke of the Day

"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."

"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"

"It's just a bad day, not a bad life."

"Scottish Engineers Q: What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers? A: ""All the Single Laddies"" Edit: Read it carefully"

"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about men with tiny penises. She said ""I don't think it's in yet"" I said ""Yes, that's the one"""

"How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables"

"I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife... suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all."

"Perfection ""Practice makes perfect"" ""Nobody's perfect"" I'm so confused"

"My **** is like a bronze medal... Everyone gets it, no one wants it"

"I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave"" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers."