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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle ? A tire."

"Two cows at the North Pole... One turns to the other and says ""Don't know about you but I'm Friesian""."

"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"I heading to the beach and i'm going to sneak up from behind annoying couples who are watching the sunset, and pee all over them"

"What's the difference between a Commie and a Hippie? Nothing. They both suck.^"

"Sorry about all of the alcohol and drugs, my body, but I took two sips of water before I fell asleep so we're good."

"Helium walks into a bar... and the barman says 'sorry we don't serve noble gasses in here'. However Helium doesn't react."

"My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""

"What kind of headphones did Chris Brown get Rihanna for her birthday? Beats"

"Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink."