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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to make a heavy metal band ... and call it Lead Zeppelin."
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"I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC."
"Roses are red, Vilots are blue Your title is English, your video should be too."
"If you've ever wondered why an animal is stupid enough to run into oncoming traffic on the highway, then you've obviously never been married."
"What do Hutterites do on Halloween? Pump-kin"
"I like my coffee like i like my movies... Black to the Future."
"My ex left me for an attorney. It makes me smile every day to know he hasn't won an arguement for 15 years."
"Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother. Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers."
"[NSFW] I know one woman who prefers uncut cocks... And that would be my mother, obviously."
"A black James Bond? Wouldn't work. He'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."