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Joke of the Day
"What do Hutterites do on Halloween? Pump-kin"
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"A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ"
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with ""A man once told me..."""
"I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I need to quit masturbating I asked why and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common ""enemy""."
"I still miss my ex-wife BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"I [19/M] am in a D/s relationship, and mistook some pushover chick from my uni for my GF [18/F]! Whoops, wrong sub."
"What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping."
"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"