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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] I know one woman who prefers uncut cocks... And that would be my mother, obviously."

"FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. ""Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."""

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car"

"Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead."

"""haha! silly rabbit! trix are for-"" *rabbit puts a gun to the kids head* who are they for billy. tell me again who they're for"

"What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space? A cos-meow-naut."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"I covered myself from head to toe in mirrors today. I don't really know why, maybe I'm just at that age where you do a lot of reflecting..."

"What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!"

"I was in bed with a woman and she said, I want tonight to be magical And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared."