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Joke of the Day

"A black James Bond? Wouldn't work. He'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."

"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."

"When my boss asks me if I can ""take a stab at this"", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate."

"What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns? East Timor?"

"""Can I have more of these mouse spears?"" ""Sir those are toothpicks"" ""I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"""

"What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him"

"What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things? A mountain gloat."

"What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween? Hijabba the Hut"

"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."

"""Everything you say can and will be used against you"" should be included in marriage vows."