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Joke of the Day
"The best way to get a woman to argue with you is to say something"
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"I could try taking matters into my own hands... But it just doesn't do it for me."
"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."
"So my dog told me it was into BDSM So I tied it up and turned on the vacuum cleaner"
"What's it called when a priest is always late? Collared people's time"
"Doctor doctor I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please."
"How do you know you're wife is too fat? You're using Google maps to find her g spot..."
"If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?"
"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... an onion a day keeps everyone away."
"London weather is just like Iraq. A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite."