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Joke of the Day
"Doctor doctor I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please."
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"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usian Bolt can finish a race."
"Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? So she could be closer to God."
"What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage? Trying to look upset."
"What does a chef say after he prays before a meal? Lett-Uce eat!!!!"
"Had a discussion with my boss about how lanyards can strangle.... conversation took a turn.... I am either fired or getting a HUGE raise x2"
"How do you drown a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream"
"I finally got a housekeeper. it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."
"If women want to be treated as equals to men, we're going to need to start seeing a lot more deadbeat moms and manizers."
"I'm going to freeze some of my sperm so that if something goes wrong later in life, I can kill my nemesis with a disgusting icicle."