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Joke of the Day

"In the future I will replace my feet with chainsaws after accidentally cutting them off with my chainsaw hands."

"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"

"What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common? They are both being screwed by a person named Kim."

"""I put my gear back in fourth."" - Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe."

"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."

"What did one orphan say to another? Get in the Batmobile Robin."

"I recently visited Japan It was great until I confused Kabuki with Bukake. Slightly messier and more dudes...which is odd cause I thought Kabuki is an all male thing."

"I was watching the women's Golf earlier. They couldn't drive, but boy, can they use an iron."

"I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed."

"I have a weird quirk when watching Star Wars I wait for when someone is going to yell, ""R2!"" and yell out ""Am not!"""