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Joke of the Day

"Grammar Nazi hiding in Argentina captured after being baited on social media with an inappropriate you're usage"

"Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?"

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer (I heard we're doing pirate jokes today)"

"Thats the thing about incontinence pants.. .. you're in control."

"A guy called out over the radio that someone spilled chips at work... Turns out they were Flooritos."

"Why was the archeologist sad? His career was in ruins."

"Hey! You got your chatroulette in my peanut butter."

"What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean? Amandeep trouble."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants... The bartender looks over and says, ""Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."""