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Joke of the Day

"Why do Germans make such good cars? To try and make up for the Holocaust."

"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"

"I think a duck's opinion of me, is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread!"

"The person who invented knocking should win the Nobell prize"

"People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."

"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."

"A scientific joke Q: Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements? A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!"

"Historical fact: The term ""bro"" originated over a hundred million years ago and was short for brontosaurus."