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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It can't come to you anyway."
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"Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men? He thought they had delivery service."
"I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"What do you call a Nun who is moving? Virgin Mobile...."
"How do you say ""No, I'm full"" in Grandmother?"
"Whenever you're feeling down and out, just remember that there's people walking around with Twilight tattoos."
"What was the baseball score when ethiopia played africa.....ate nothing"
"I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume You just can't get the staff."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. Possibly better for r/dadjokes, I'll show my self out."