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Joke of the Day

"Procrastination Some times I procrastinate so badly on one item of home work that I do other homework to get out of doing that one item"

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he 'kneaded' a shit."

"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"

"Why did the snowman leave his wife? Because she got plowed by another man."

"What were Steve Jobs children told to do when their father passed away? Steve's Job."

"I think Jennifer Aniston was filmed on a green screen in 2003 and it gets released with a different background and co-star twice a year."

"Comcast: ""Would you like to upgrade your Internet service to include cable?"" Me: ""No thanks, the illegal downloading has that base covered."""

"Pa's being chased by a bull! Well what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!"

"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."

"Idea for a podcast: Friends hang out together and have deep and meaningful discussions and nobody records it and it's not a podcast."