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Joke of the Day

"Procrastination Some times I procrastinate so badly on one item of home work that I do other homework to get out of doing that one item"

"Wanna Hear a Joke? My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... you see it fun because marriage is terrible."

"I invented a new word... Plagiarism."

"water Water Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. l"

"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"

"What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground..... The priest says to the rabbi, ""Hey rabbi, lets screw those little boys over there."" The rabbi replies, ""screw them out of what?"""

"What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory? Two test-tickles!"

"So this guy comes into a bar... no, wait - it was a horse. So this guy comes into a horse...."

"I put coffee in my aquarium filter. The water wasn't any cleaner, but the fish swam REALLY FAST."