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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my champagne 13 years old and smashed over the bow of my yacht"

"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"

"Imagine the most awkward thing you've ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking."

"What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well? Everyone knows you're a master baiter!"

"What is white and 14 inches long? Absolutely nothing. It's MLK weekend, lets have your best white jokes."

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic."

"THANKSGIVING ICEBREAKERS: (1) Obama, am I right? (2) Ebola, am I right? (3) Was his full name Bugs Bunny or was he just a bunny named Bugs?"

"Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry..."

"My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am."

"Waiter, waiter, what's wrong with this fish? Waiter: Long time, no sea Sir."