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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between you and Bear Grylls? You'd get fired if you drank piss at work."
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"I got an invite to a wedding that said ""black tie only""... But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos."
"Reason why I'm single... Because it's impossible to be double."
"Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!"
"If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck, does breaking a lightbulb bring 7 years of bad ideas?"
"Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player. He was big in the minors."
"*does coke* *has unprotected sex* *smokes cigarettes* ""oh haha no I don't drink soda because it's bad for you"""
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""
"I masturbated on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride."
"My magic watch say's you don't have any underwear on... Oh, you do?... It must be 15 minutes fast."