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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him."
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"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."
"Lars asked Ole, ""Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"" ""No, I don't,"" said Ole. ""A canoe will sometimes tip,"" explained Lars."
"[exchanging vows] HIM: I'll love you forever. HER: I'll love you until you leave me a voicemail. HIM: Wait, what?! PRIEST: No, that's fair."
"Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now Louise who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !"
"Moms. The original autocorrect."
"What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread? It's stalemate"
"Why are some jokes so funny? -Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny? -It must be the punchline"
"Life is meaningless and we all die in the end xD"
"I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died. ""What are you doing in here with that hammer?"""