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Joke of the Day

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."

"""Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them"" - Oh no ""This is Debra"" - aww I like that ""And this is Depanties"""

"The closest I've come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat."

"What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats? The handicap."

"README.TXT Thank you for reading me. (I actually came across this once...)"

"What's black on the outside and white on the inside? Whitney Houston's nose"

"Just got a job working in a full size cuckoo clock. It's not great, but it gets me out the house."

"I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it."

"So, where does the captain keep his armies? In his sleevies!! ( )"

"Why did 2pac go to the gym? So he could become 8pac. To clarify, my 11 year old niece told me this. Thought this sub needed to lighten up a bit."