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Joke of the Day
"Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys? Toys arrrrrr Us."
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"I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he'd know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars."
"What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head? Getting sleighed."
"I hate having to brush my teeth every morning. I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth."
"Why don't you prescribe Viagra as an antidepressant? it only makes things harder."
"Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport? For a free cavity search."
"Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers. They defend the ships much more eagerly. Edit: an adverb."
"What do you call a dad balloon that disappears? Pops"
"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"
"Good friends are hard to find. Especially if they stabbed me in the back. In fact you won't find them officer. Stop looking"