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Joke of the Day

"Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport? For a free cavity search."

"Did you hear about the 120 pound man with the 60 pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts."

"What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam!!"

"[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*"

"Me: God, I just feel so Brain: HUNGRY M: No, I'm very alone. I desperately want B: FOOD M: Part of me is missing. All I need is B: PRINGLES"

"2 guys walk into a bar. The first one says i want h2O and has a drink. Says damn this is good. The second guy says ""bartender, I want some h2O too."" The second guy dies."

"I don't know why, but there were a lot of really disappointed convict's in my first class of Gen. Chem..."

"Something I hate When people older than 30 have sex with 18 year olds. It's like they want to be pedophiles but aren't ready to commit."

"How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb? None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within."

"My friend Gav died to die... after taking to many heart burn pills. I cant believe Gaviscon."