201826
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dad balloon that disappears? Pops"
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"Twitter: where amateurs bring top shelf humor, and professional comedians bring amateur jokes."
"What do all men at single's bars have in common? They're married."
"I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it."
"WIFE: *filing for divorce* ME: Are you mad at me?"
"do u know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do u know the muffin man that lives on d-d-d-d-d-d DROP THE BASS *club goes nuts*"
"My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!! But I almost got clocked out!"
"An Indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... You could say that he was naan-compliant."
"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""
"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"