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Joke of the Day
"What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."
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"THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike. Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: ""MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"""
"A German, an American and a Russian...... A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized."
"Two men were sitting in a bar... Man1: I've fucked your mother! Man2: Dad, go home, you're drunk!"
"I was talking to my Jewish doctor friend... And I asked him how much he charges for a curcumcision. He said that he does it for free, but he gets to keep the tip."
"Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing? I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help."
"My wife had the best Mother's Day I didn't ask her for sex, not even once."
"Want to hear a joke about vaginas? Actually nevermind, you'll probably never get it"
"[Swims out to Sea] *sees shark* OH NO! *dolphins save me* Thanks dolphins! *dolphins ask for a tip [I'm broke] *they return me to the shark*"