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Joke of the Day

"[Swims out to Sea] *sees shark* OH NO! *dolphins save me* Thanks dolphins! *dolphins ask for a tip [I'm broke] *they return me to the shark*"

"How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!"

"Dead babies What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ? Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork."

"Oddly enough, ever since downloading AdBlock onto my computer ..... all the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."

"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre..."

"I hate being bipolar... It's great!"

"Why do lesbians shop at Dunham's? Because they don't like Dick's."