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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized."
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"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."
"Wife texts husband 'Windows frozen', husband texts wife 'try bucket of warm water', wife texts husband 'computer not working at all now'"
"If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me."
"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"
"Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sex. Then ask if you're attractive enough. Then ask your doctor for sex."
"You know your girlfriend is fat when... When she fits into your wife's cloths."
"I feel sorry for Eazy-E He went from Straight outta Compton to Straight outta condoms before getting aids. I'm sorry."
"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home."