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Joke of the Day

"A bodybuilder asks a doctor for a pill that will enhance his muscles and increase the size of his penis and tan his skin Here, I'll prescribe you some testostyrone"

"What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes? PETA"

"What happens when clowns get divorced? They end up in a custardy battle."

"My daughter thought putting glue on her hands would help her walk up the walls, we're both a little disappointed that it didn't work."

"Who was the stretchiest man in The Bible? Abraham. He tied his ass to a tree and walked up a mountain."

"What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables? ""All we are saying is give peas a chance."""

"On the the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.. Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend."

"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."" ""Some, I assume, are good people"""

"A Mexican went into a Japanese restaurant and ordered but only to be disappointed when he was served with a live Octopus slammed in his plate. He asked for a taco."

"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"