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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital."

"Trying nofap for just 7 days... ... and it already gets really hard."

"Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go? AR-Kansas"

"You know how I just broke this huge cookie in half and put the other half away like I wasn't going to eat it? That was funny."

"My cell only calls gay people I think it's a homophone"

"What do you call a pair of crows? An attempted murder."

"Why does the farmer hate his job? because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting."

"I hate menstruation jokes They're a bloody pain."

"6-year-old: Can I have some Oreos? Me: You have the flu. 6: I'm sick, not dead."

"Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I'd say there's a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep."