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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about kidnapping and raping a young child to death in a dark alley? Getting blood all over your clown suit"

"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""

"What kind of gum do bees chew? BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not."

"I gave up on building a house of cards. I couldn't stand it."

"Why is santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Why should you never date an atom? The split is gonna be explosive"

"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travellers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China"

"whos your future husband or wife mine reddit alien"

"I met up with two friends of mine. One of them asked me what did I do yesterday, and I said I watched Rashomon. But the second friend had a different story."