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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21"
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"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society... It's the thought that cunts!"
"I'm hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know"
"[NSFW] Useless things Q: What are the most useless items ever invented? A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old."
"The barber asked me ""do u have any kids"" & I said ""I do not, no"" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said ""I do not know"""
"Voldemort tried to kill my grandpa twice during the war! That's why his helmet has two lighting bolts."
"I'm actually kind of handsome when you're drunk and the light is low and there's no other dudes around and you have low standards."
"Why are most male squirrels gay? Cuz they love nuts!"
"I'd make a great housewife. I'd boil you a chicken every night. I'd boil you so many meats."
"My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish... She would dress like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."