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Joke of the Day
"I was recently asked about my views on euthanasia. I said they all look the same to me."
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"Why do Black People only have Nightmares? Cuz we killed the only one with a dream!!! (I'm very sorry, he was a great man whose death should be treated with respect) Happy MLK Day!"
"When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service? If you're a surfer and you're getting head."
"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."
"What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick? You need to take your vitamin Ayy."
"Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus? At a Pair of Docks"
"What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo? One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of."
"Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust."
"You're like school in the summertime - no class."
"Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul."