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Joke of the Day
"I was recently asked about my views on euthanasia. I said they all look the same to me."
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"Hillary Clinton is... hilarious."
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"Why did the phone keep walking into the wall? It lost its contacts."
"So a politician dies... Ha!"
"What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime."
"World's shortest resign letter. Dear Sir, Waak! thuu. Thank You."
"heres a knock knock joke for you knocks nock nock. whos there dickey doo dickey doo who ya stomach sticks out further than ya dickey doo"
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"shout out to camera phones not being invented until well after my glo-stick period"