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Joke of the Day
"World's shortest resign letter. Dear Sir, Waak! thuu. Thank You."
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"I wish my x was raised in the power of 2. Then she'd always be positive."
"Today I found out how electricity was measured... I was like watt???"
"What's the difference between cowboy hats and tampons ? Cowboy hats are for assholes."
"Why do bananas get all the ladies? Because they have appeal"
"I once knew a girl who confused a tube of KY jelly... for a tube of super glue. I asked her how it happened... her lips were sealed."
"How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away its tiny brooms."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot, breathe!!!!"
"I'm not ashamed to say that when I saw everyone was getting these new ""selfie sticks"" for Xmas I thought it was some new fantastic deodorant"
"Did you hear the joke about german sausage? It's the wurst!"