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Joke of the Day
"Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same."
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"My roommate recently had me added to her insurance. Not what I was thinking of when we spoke about friends with benefits."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on euthanasia. The librarian says, ""I'll do my best to assist you""."
"Long arm of the law Will have different meaning when Trump becomes president"
"How do choo choo train go down many mountain? It go ""TOOT"" then thomas Tank gives tug"
"What did the dick say to the condom Go away, you make sex less pleasurable and have a higher than acceptable risk of breaking."
"I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me She said she wanted to see other people."
"What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints? an im-paw-ster."
"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."
"I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man."