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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail? Small medium at large"
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"Mom... Are you a virgin?"
"Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday? Because the stores advertise ""Back to Back"" savings."
"My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month."
"It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today. Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks."
"A touchy-CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked, ""What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"" The Marine shrugged and replied, ""Recoil."""
"Why are there no walmarts in Syria Because there's a target on every corner"
"i want the first line of my obituary to be about how i once used an umbrella three different times before losing it"
"Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you."
"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."