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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fuzzy philosopher? BEARistotle I'm so sorry"
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"Thank you, slow walking family in front of me on the footpath, No please, take your time.... and definitely spread out, so you create a barricade of idiots."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? Elephant grape sine theta."
"What happened to Windows 9 Windows 7 ""Eight"" Nine..."
"How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn....."
"A tenner killed a baby it was a new low"
"What do you call a math teacher in an anime? Sin Pi"
"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."
"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."
"It's like my whole life is just one horrendous karaoke song choice after another."