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Joke of the Day

"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"

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"Most women who've dated me will tell you I'm about an 8 on the pain scale."
"How many HAES advocates does it take to replace a lightbulb? Just because it's round doesn't mean it needs to change, sizest thin scum."
"I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes"
"What's the difference between a large pizza and a bass guitarist? A large pizza can feed a family of four!"
"just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I'm gonna need a minute"
"What does my finger and lemon pie have in common? They both have my rang on them."
"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."
"What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire? Bernadette"
"What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman? An empty playground"