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Joke of the Day

"You've won this round supervisor, but accidentally leave your Ok Cupid profile open one more time and you'll be a transgender time traveler."

"I've just wrecked myself. I wish I'd checked myself beforehand."

"Why do girls get so moody when they're on their periods? It's such an ovary action."

"What do you call a wet spy? James Pond ( )"

"What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa? 3 Guys"

"Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick."

"Any subreddits to help you cope with schizophrenia? Asking for a friend"

"What do you call a black man visiting a zoo? a family reunion"

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."