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Joke of the Day

"You've won this round supervisor, but accidentally leave your Ok Cupid profile open one more time and you'll be a transgender time traveler."

"Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably."

"What's the us army tanksman's favorite song? ""Tanks for the memories""!"

"I'm Not Racist I'm not racist, my slave is a black guy."

"I was in my coworkers office, and he said ""Hey buddy... (VERSION 3.0) FUCK YOU LOL MADE U LOOK DUMBASS."

"It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women."

"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."

"She said YES! ..When I asked her if she was cheating on me."

"In China the labels read, ""Made by someone you know."""

"What do you call a Hispanic midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse."