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Joke of the Day
"If someone tells you there are 2 Ayers Rock... Don't be fooled it's uluru's."
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"What is the dumbest joke you've ever come up with, while at work or in school? Go!"
"Be the first thought on her mind when she wakes up & the last before she sleeps... unless she's plotting your murder... then don't be that."
"How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair."
"What's the similarity between a blonde and a tornado? In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing but then she takes half your house"
"Why did Abe Lincoln and Stephen Douglas get thrown out of the church? Because they were caught mass debating in the bathroom."
"Prince The artist formally known as alive"
"Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted."
"""Some people say I'm an animal in the sack."" - baby kangaroo"
"What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song? Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey"