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Joke of the Day

"What's the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend"

"Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square..."

"Today my girlfriend yelled today saying: ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?"" What a weird way to start a conversation."

"All I'm saying is if the toilet still flushes when the power and gas goes out, why don't we run more things on toilet power?"

"It sucks to be a dick.. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"

"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Milk and Surreal."

"Bono played a prank on me yesterday and I wasn't happy. He really pushed me over The Edge."

"What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli."

"He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started."