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Joke of the Day

"What's the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend"

"Paying bills is fun and easy when you have a bottle of wine and a shredder."

"How do you address a Black Farmer? Through his owner."

"I USED VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO TODAY AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING!"

"Why don't the polar bears ever drink Diet Coke in Coca-Cola commercials? Because bears don't drink aspartame, dumbshit."

"Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen? He got a hole in one."

"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"

"Q: Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!"

"Tomorrow I'm going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence"

"I used to think I knew what a racist was until I told Usain Bolt he was my favorite racist ever."