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Joke of the Day
"Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding"
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"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""
"I'd like a job cleaning mirrors Because it's something I can see myself doing"
"why did Adele cross the street? To say hello...from the other side"
"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"
"What does Laquisha have for breakfast? Plan B"
"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""
"Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments? Because he had the doldrums."
"Hosted a mass debate party last night. I was the only one who came."
"LPT: If someone brings in home baked goods to say goodbye after being let go, don't eat them. I used laxatives."