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Joke of the Day

"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""

"Can someone tell me that Johnny go deeper joke from 15 years ago? I was in middle school and can't remember it completely."

"What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer? Rib it."

"This is why we're screwed. Quotes in the word of your god."

"My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of."

"What did Ohio say to Oklahoma? Oh, hi ""O"". `ifit'sbaddon'tkillme`"

"Wow Monica Lewinski is 50 They grow up so fast. It seems like it was just yesterday, she was crawling around the Oval Office putting everything in her mouth."

"Hey commercials, thanks anyway but we're poor."

"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."

"What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands."