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Joke of the Day

"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""

"There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean."

"My girlfriend asked me how do i see lesbian relationships Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the right answer."

"If a 99lb woman ate one pound of nachos... Does that make her 1% nacho?"

"The Presidential Debate We don't know if Hillary is telling the truth, and we're hoping Trump isn't"

"What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea? A Navy Bean"

"My life The biggest joke of all."

"John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!"

"Android lets you use ""Lumos"" for the flashlight, ""Silencio"" for the notifications... but not ""Incendio"". That is a Samsung exclusive."

"Damn girl, are you a hoover? Cuz dam"