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Joke of the Day

"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh"

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."

"How do make a gay guy fuck a woman? How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? - Shit in her cunt."

"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"

"Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel? Angela Merkel."

"What is Chris Brown's favorite drink? Punch!"

"Did you hear about the pornstar in court that was tried by a group of his peers? They had a hung jury."