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Joke of the Day

"At first I was worried about my eyesight, but my doctor said I was fine. As a matter of fact, he said that in 5 years I should have 20-20 vision!"

"Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations"

"What do you call a bossy kitty? A pushy cat"

"This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car."

"If I have 10 cookies and someone takes one away - how many cookies do I have? 10 cookies and some bloody knuckles"

"Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!"

"The good thing about women who like F1 is that they like men who finish fast"

"Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke!"

"A battery's life sucks. You're either working or you're dead."

"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mothers vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."