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Joke of the Day

"People say, ""You have to work on a marriage."" I say, ""No thank you. I already have a job"

"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."

"Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze."

"The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from sexual exhaustion His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming."

"Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him? Incase he got a hole in one!"

"If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world."

"What do you call a reliable coke dealer? Instagram"

"Santa's sack is huge, because... he only comes once a year!"

"100m Dash A girl says to her friend ""The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"" Her friend says ""What, over in 6 seconds?"" ""No, with 8 black men and a gun."""

"What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing? KKK Slider"