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Joke of the Day
"Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him? Incase he got a hole in one!"
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"Did you hear Nickleback became a footbal team? They're called QuarterBack now"
"What did one snowman say to the other? ...do you smell carrots?"
"Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69"
"First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!"
"Duck you AutoCorrect! You Blimb! I'm way more BadApps than you make me out to be! You Ducking piece of shed..BuckFace Toothless Bastilleday!"
"They told me I had to move to Northern Canada. I said I want none of it."
"Bad pirate jokes! I'll start. What be a pirate's favorite restaurant? You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's."