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Joke of the Day

"100m Dash A girl says to her friend ""The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"" Her friend says ""What, over in 6 seconds?"" ""No, with 8 black men and a gun."""

"I'm not one of those moms who talks about her kids all the time because their lives don't interest me in the least."

"How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill"

"A&P is in bankruptcy, and Stop & Shop is buying some of their stores. They'll be called Stop & P."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan."

"Pilot episode You know how you can tell if a shows going to be any good based on the pilot, since it sets the tempo for the entire show? I just realized that my dad didn't like the pilot of my life..."

"Take your girl camping and your relationship will become more in tents. Not Sorry."

"Parrot A black guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the bar tender asks "" he's beautiful where did you get him"" the parrot squaks "" Africa theres plenty of them"""

"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave."

"What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting"