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Joke of the Day
"My latest trick is turning big plates into small ones. It's saucery."
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"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? One gets a badge for lighting stuff on fire, while the other gets a badge for being lit on fire."
"This is an ugly term. This ""Stalker"". I prefer unpaid investigator."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""
"Spoiler alert: Your '97 Nissan Sentra doesn't need one."
"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."
"Bumper sticker I boinked the mother of an honor roll student at Parkdale Elementary. My wife..."
"what was Hitler's favourite drink? mountain dew"
"What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo? The attorney charges more."
"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !"