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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"
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"Why do pandas have black eyes? SHE FELL, DAMNIT! God! What is with all the fucking questions?"
"People talk about the environment like the Earth's in danger. Don't worry about Earth. Earth was a ball of magma once. Worry about us."
"I tried to be domestic & cook. Microwave is on fire. A waffle maker, 3 pans, a toaster & my neighbors cat in the trash. Making soup is HARD!"
"What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!"
"Forget everything you learned in college... ...You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are under qualified to work here.'"""
"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"
"Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs He was quoted as says, ""well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office""."
"What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"
"the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed"