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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"

"I will never be okay with how Michael is spelled."

"Pretty sure 40% of Americans would vote for a giant finger that just pointed at people and said ""Their Fault."""

"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."

"A joke I made up from The Revenant Why did Glass gut the horse? He just wanted to fit in."

"I complimented someone for their amazing mustache. I don't understand why she threw a fit though."

"What do you call a Greek skydiver? Condescending"

"Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly."

"[at work] CW: Hey, I found your Twi... Me: *jumps out window* CW: ...Twinkies."

"I had a joke... But I lost my plane of thought."