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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross bears with salmon? Cannibals."
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"Other girls think they are quirky because they pet dogs at parties. I on the other hand, fear death but also long for it"
"Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all of the other prescription drugs."
"Can you think of any snake jokes? Because I serpently can't."
"Why do you never see an elephant hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."
"So I got banned from the DIY store. I was just looking for a vibrator."
"An atheist, a crossfitter, a vegan and a vaper all walk into a bar I know because they all let me know 12 times in our 3 minute conversation"
"As a matter of fact, I _AM_ trying to cause a big sensation... Just talkin' 'bout double p-penetration"
"So my girlfriend throws up in the morning also her stomach is getting bigger. It's time I get it through my head.....She drinks to much.."
"Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks... Until they both got hit by a train."