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Joke of the Day
"The History Channel"
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"RIDDLER: how'd you find my hideout? BATMAN: a little birdie told me *winks* SMALL BIRD MAN: *lands on his shoulder* please use my full name"
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."
"Make the little things count, teach midgets math"
"The cops came to my house claiming my dog chased someone down on a bike! I explained to the idiots that my dog doesn't own a bike."
"What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection"
"I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public."
"I call my printer Bob Marley. Because it's always Jammin'."
"What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink? A pink carnation."
"What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy? Uniball"